Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. War for the Planet of the Apes

    Actually blown away by this. A clever and subtle war film with incredible effects and performances from everyone. →

  2. The Princess and the Frog

    A charmingly-old-fashioned Disney. Beautifully drawn, a fun script, some fantastic songs. Maybe a bit underrated? →

  3. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1941)

    A flat, lifeless adaptation. A great cast — Spencer Tracy, Ingrid Bergman, Lana Turner — but I don’t think anybody wanted to be there. →

  4. The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)

    A little rough around the edges, but it’s hard to go wrong with Vincent Price. Unassumingly chilling. →

  5. Night Moves

    A gripping eco-terrorist thriller with fantastic slow-burning performances from everyone. Subdued, sparse, heart in the mouth stuff. →

  6. Get Shorty

    Travolta’s ‘90s cool schtick is less convincing the older I get, but Elmore Leonard's dialogue and story make this a lot of fun. →

  7. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)

    A bit stagey by today’s standards but the makeup and effects hold up well and the performances are rock solid. →

  8. King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

    Another leaden turn by Charlie Hunnam doesn’t quite sink this, but comes close. It’s watchable enough, in parts. →

  9. Inkheart

    Charmingly decent fantasy with an enjoyable cast and fun script. Wanders around a bit at the end but generally I liked it. →

  10. Colossus: The Forbin Project

    In which a ‘70s supercomputer takes over humanity. Meant to be dystopian but honestly I’d find it kind of a relief now. →

  11. Street Fighter

    Almost aggressively naff, but Raul Julia saves it. →

  12. Journey to the Far Side of the Sun

    A ludicrous conceit and a thinly-spread story, but I won’t hear a word against the brightly-coloured 60s sci-fi style. →

  13. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia

    Grim, dusty, sweaty perfection. →

  14. The Castle of Cagliostro

    Miyazaki’s second animation is an enjoyably dopey caper, with a bit of a Herbie/Cannonball Run vibe. Saturday morning fun. →

  15. The Manchurian Candidate (1962)

    Everyone’s doing great things here, but Angela Lansbury is the best, at her most deliciously sinister. →

  16. Murder on the Orient Express (1974)

    Albert Finney hams it up a bit too much as Poirot, but this is a decent way to spend a Sunday afternoon. →

  17. Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey

    It’s a largely pointless sequel but stupidly funny and Bill & Ted so enjoyable to spend time with I don’t care. →

  18. The Addams Family

    Wonderful, of course. Has there ever been a more perfectly cast film? →

  19. Marjorie Prime

    A beautifully shot, performed and scripted sci-fi piece. Thoughtful, cerebral and haunting. →

  20. A Very Brady Sequel

    Not quite as charming as the first film but still worth watching for the brilliant Gary Cole, and to understand where the “Sure Jan” meme comes from. →

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