1. Ostensibly a police procedural set in Gotham City before the appearance of Batman, Gotham is a frustratingly difficult series to enjoy or recommend, with a scattershot approach to storytelling that makes trying to keep on top of things pointless, and drifting so far from the source it’s a wonder the showrunners didn’t just make the fully-fledged Batman series they so obviously wanted to. But, credit where credit’s due; there’s a lot here to like despite the flaws.

  2. I was always going to appreciate No Man’s Sky. The look of the game is pure ‘70s sci-fi trash, all orange clouds and acid rain, the hardware chunky and brightly coloured with just a bit of smudge around the edges. The soundtrack as well matches perfectly, all pop and synth and twang. That’s just the surface, though: to fully appreciate the game, I first had to understand what sort of game it is.

  3. My appreciation of the 2005 and 2007 Fantastic Four films comes from a single scene in Silver Surfer, where Mr. Fantastic has begrudgingly gone to his own bachelor party, and we cut to him being a big nerd, surrounded by attractive twentysomething women and talking about something scientific. “…it expanded exponentially into what became the universe we know,” he explains. “Wow, you're really smart!” replies one of the women. “Thanks, Candy. That means a lot to me.”

  4. In a year of summer films that have struggled to elicit much more of a reaction than “ok, and?” from me — the deeply-flawed Warcraft has so far been my pick of the blockbusters — Ghostbusters at least feels like it was made by people who cared about it. The end result can be a little uneven, but it gets by with fun characters, a great script, and a liberal application of the 1984 soundtrack to kick my withered nostalgia gland happily into life.

  5. How much you'll get out of Warcraft: The Beginning may depend on how much you're willing to engage with the fantasy genre itself; the film is serious-faced high-fantasy and isn't ashamed of it. This is fine. Where the film wobbles is in being a prequel rather than simply the first in a series, a film that explains how the war between humans and orcs came about without that war ever having presented on film. Unashamedly presenting fantasy film tropes is one thing; assuming an existing audience investment in videogame source material is another.

  6. Throughout my whole adult life, there have always been X-Men films, so when the 20th Century Fox fanfare segues into the X-Men fanfare as it does every time, I can't deny I get a little thrill from it. There's something of the elder statesman about the X-Men franchise, now in its sixteenth year without any serious rebooting or recasting; in the same time frame, we've seen three Peter Parkers, two Clark Kents, two Bruce Waynes and two sets of the Fantastic Four family. Even the Great Marvel Cinematic Universe has only been going for eight years.

  7. My feelings on Tom Holland's Spider-Man and Paul Rudd's Ant-Man in Captain America: Civil War reflect my feelings on the film as a whole: fun, but disposable. I enjoyed watching, but I can't imagine wanting, or needing, to watch the film again.

From the archives

In brief

  1. Cry of the City: A rough and squalid ‘40s noir that’s basically a 90 minute chase across a city. Full of memorable, hard-hitting moments.
  1. Woman on the Run: Solid '50s noir in which a woman searches for runaway husband over a day. Talkative & thoughtful, great characterisation.
  1. Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra: Not a bad adaptation. I’ve a soft spot for Jamel Debbouze though which may have skewed my view.
  1. Arq: A bland time-loop thriller that does nothing interesting with the mechanic. Triangle and Timecrimes are far more deserving of your time.
  1. Iron Man 3: Underwhelmed on first viewing, but every rewatch makes me think this might be the best Marvel Cinematic Universe film ever. Warm, charming, funny.
  1. By The Sea: Brad Pitt isn’t passionate enough for what’s going on here, but Angelina Jolie is amazing & everything looks great. Worth a look.
  1. Jason and the Argonauts: Obviously brilliant. This gif should illustrate why.
  1. Absolute Beginners: Amazing sets, costumes, David Bowie and some fun dance routines almost made me think this was good, but no. It is not.
  1. Human Capital: Great Italian drama, intricately told from different perspectives over the course of the film. Gut-wrenching and engaging.
  1. Too Late for Tears: Loved this. Lizabeth Scott murdering her way through all the men in her life just for the money. Can’t argue with that.
  1. Kiss of Death: I found this ‘40s noir to be a bit dull, but it scores points for a ludicrously evil antagonist.
  1. Spider-Man 3: Sadly, the Godfather Part III of superhero films.
  1. Spider-Man 2: The Godfather Part II of superhero films.
  1. Spider-Man: The Godfather of superhero films.
  1. Gilda: Cinema’s greatest hair flip. Film’s pretty good too.
  1. Cherry 2000: Bit like a Mad Max film if the goal was a sexbot instead of water or oil. Ludicrous story, but earnestly presented at least.
  1. Eureka: A promising scenery-chewing drama with Gene Hackman and Rutger Hauer that sadly descends into dull courtroom drama halfway through.
  1. King Solomon’s Mines/Lost City of Gold: Dire Indiana Jones knock-offs. Racist, sexist, embarrassing for all involved. Couldn’t stop watching.
  1. Killer Dames: Double-bill of ‘70s Italian schlock. Ticked all the boxes: bad dubbing, excessive nudity, blood the colour of orange paint.
  1. Rabid: One of Cronenberg’s great, disgusting early works. Faintly nauseating in the best way.
  1. Star Trek: Insurrection: Not bad enough to hate, but something to be said for watching it when too ill to think. Pleasantly unchallenging.
  1. Porco Rosso: My favourite Ghibli, this time watched with the French language track. Jean Reno as Rosso is as perfect as you might expect.
  1. Intermezzo: Beautiful ‘30s film in which a man leaves his wife and children for Ingrid Bergman, because of course he does. Why wouldn’t he?
  1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula: Quite possibly the best worst film I’ve ever seen. Objectively awful, yet totally absorbing.
  1. Attack on Titan Part 1: A faithful adaptation of the anime: tedious, dull characters, stilted dialogue, but with a smidgen of decent action.