Joeblade

  1. My annual film round-up, in which, as usual, I pick out 20 films to highlight, the only requirement being that I saw the film during 2017, regardless of when it was released.

  2. To be clear upfront, Street Fighter is a mediocre film and you absolutely should not waste any time on it. If you have an opportunity to watch it then there is almost certainly something better and more worthwhile you could be watching instead. Director Steven de Souza was a successful screenwriter (48 Hrs., Commando, The Running Man, Die Hard), but he definitely didn’t become a successful director. Street Fighter fails as an action film, a fighting film, and as a videogame adaptation. This isn’t a “Street Fighter is actually good” piece. And yet.

  3. Thor as a character has worked best on screen when he’s been allowed to be funny; that’s not to say he isn’t good when serious as well, but there’s a balance that needs to be struck to get the best out of him. The original Thor found that balance, contrasting the serious Asgardian family drama with Thor’s fish out of water antics on Earth, and the film became one of my unexpected favourites from the Marvel stable. Thor: The Dark World on the other hand is an uneven, gloomy film that only sparks to life when Loki is around, and while I’ve grown more forgiving of the film after multiple viewings, I still find it a damp and dreary piece.

  4. I’ve written a few times before about my gaming ability but to recap: I’m terrible-to-average at games generally, and even worse at games that involve playing against real people. Splatoon, first on the Wii U and now on the Switch, is ostensibly a team-based online shooter, which is so many of my least-favourite words it’s amazing I even typed them all together like that. Despite this I’ve found myself sinking hours into Splatoon without complaint, enjoying the game and willingly returning for more.

  5. I saw Luc Besson’s The Fifth Element on release in 1997, and immediately hated it. Being a cynical, sneering teenager, I had no time for the bright and colourful visuals, the self-consciously wacky characters, the broad, slapstick comedy, the baffling Lee Evans cameo. Eventually though, as the real world grew progressively duller and my hair increasingly greyer, I came to appreciate the film for what it was rather than what it wasn’t, and it’s now a film I check on every few years. Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets has a lot in common with The Fifth Element, and having trained myself to appreciate the former, I found it easy to appreciate the latter.

  6. I’ve found the last few years of superhero films to be enough of a slog that I was starting to resent not just them, but myself for continually falling for the positive reviews. Marvel’s films have suffered from increasingly conservative storytelling, DC’s efforts have been visually splashy but in all other aspects terrible, and the X-Men series was effectively ended in my mind with the one-two punch of a bland and overstuffed X-Men: Apocalypse, and Logan, which was excellent but also practically sequel-proof. Patty Jenkins' Wonder Woman, on the other hand, reminded me why I love the genre as much as I do, and why I keep coming back for more.

  7. Playing Breath of the Wild taught me something about myself, which is that I’ll happily put off fighting evil until tomorrow if there’s an interesting shrubbery in the distance I can visit today. Breath of the Wild is a game of staggering beauty and hidden depths, but it’s also a procrastinator’s delight. It is, in many ways, my perfect game.

From the archives

In brief

  1. Good Time: A bracing, exhilarating chase flick, all lurid neon and John Carpenter-esque synth soundtrack. Couldn’t tear my eyes away. Robert Pattinson excels.
  1. The Counselor: A ponderous, philosophising thriller; often the case with a Ridley Scott film, it does nothing, but it does so immaculately.
  1. Star Wars: The Last Jedi: Coincidence-driven plotting, a baffling, lop-sided structure, so many nits to be picked, but I loved it, and may never entirely understand why.
  1. Free Fire: An appealing mix of elements — cast, outfits, action, soundtrack — that somehow still never came together into anything I cared about.
  1. Becoming Bond: Fantastic dramatisation/documentary of how George Lazenby became James Bond. Funny, moving, absolutely lovely.
  1. War for the Planet of the Apes: Actually blown away by this. A clever and subtle war film with incredible effects and performances from everyone.
  1. The Princess and the Frog: A charmingly-old-fashioned Disney. Beautifully drawn, a fun script, some fantastic songs. Maybe a bit underrated?
  1. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1941): A flat, lifeless adaptation. A great cast — Spencer Tracy, Ingrid Bergman, Lana Turner — but I don’t think anybody wanted to be there.
  1. The Pit and the Pendulum (1961): A little rough around the edges, but it’s hard to go wrong with Vincent Price. Unassumingly chilling.
  1. Night Moves: A gripping eco-terrorist thriller with fantastic slow-burning performances from everyone. Subdued, sparse, heart in the mouth stuff.
  1. Get Shorty: Travolta’s ‘90s cool schtick is less convincing the older I get, but Elmore Leonard's dialogue and story make this a lot of fun.
  1. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931): A bit stagey by today’s standards but the makeup and effects hold up well and the performances are rock solid.
  1. King Arthur: Legend of the Sword: Another leaden turn by Charlie Hunnam doesn’t quite sink this, but comes close. It’s watchable enough, in parts.
  1. Inkheart: Charmingly decent fantasy with an enjoyable cast and fun script. Wanders around a bit at the end but generally I liked it.
  1. Colossus: The Forbin Project: In which a ‘70s supercomputer takes over humanity. Meant to be dystopian but honestly I’d find it kind of a relief now.
  1. Street Fighter: Almost aggressively naff, but Raul Julia saves it.
  1. Journey to the Far Side of the Sun: A ludicrous conceit and a thinly-spread story, but I won’t hear a word against the brightly-coloured 60s sci-fi style.
  1. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia: Grim, dusty, sweaty perfection.
  1. The Castle of Cagliostro: Miyazaki’s second animation is an enjoyably dopey caper, with a bit of a Herbie/Cannonball Run vibe. Saturday morning fun.
  1. The Manchurian Candidate (1962): Everyone’s doing great things here, but Angela Lansbury is the best, at her most deliciously sinister.
  1. Murder on the Orient Express (1974): Albert Finney hams it up a bit too much as Poirot, but this is a decent way to spend a Sunday afternoon.
  1. Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey: It’s a largely pointless sequel but stupidly funny and Bill & Ted so enjoyable to spend time with I don’t care.
  1. The Addams Family: Wonderful, of course. Has there ever been a more perfectly cast film?
  1. Marjorie Prime: A beautifully shot, performed and scripted sci-fi piece. Thoughtful, cerebral and haunting.
  1. A Very Brady Sequel: Not quite as charming as the first film but still worth watching for the brilliant Gary Cole, and to understand where the “Sure Jan” meme comes from.