Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. War for the Planet of the Apes

    Actually blown away by this. A clever and subtle war film with incredible effects and performances from everyone.

  2. The Princess and the Frog

    A charmingly-old-fashioned Disney. Beautifully drawn, a fun script, some fantastic songs. Maybe a bit underrated?

  3. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1941)

    A flat, lifeless adaptation. A great cast — Spencer Tracy, Ingrid Bergman, Lana Turner — but I don’t think anybody wanted to be there.

  4. The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)

    A little rough around the edges, but it’s hard to go wrong with Vincent Price. Unassumingly chilling.

  5. Night Moves

    A gripping eco-terrorist thriller with fantastic slow-burning performances from everyone. Subdued, sparse, heart in the mouth stuff.

  6. Get Shorty

    Travolta’s ‘90s cool schtick is less convincing the older I get, but Elmore Leonard's dialogue and story make this a lot of fun.

  7. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)

    A bit stagey by today’s standards but the makeup and effects hold up well and the performances are rock solid.

  8. King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

    Another leaden turn by Charlie Hunnam doesn’t quite sink this, but comes close. It’s watchable enough, in parts.

  9. Inkheart

    Charmingly decent fantasy with an enjoyable cast and fun script. Wanders around a bit at the end but generally I liked it.

  10. Colossus: The Forbin Project

    In which a ‘70s supercomputer takes over humanity. Meant to be dystopian but honestly I’d find it kind of a relief now.

  11. Street Fighter

    Almost aggressively naff, but Raul Julia saves it.

  12. Journey to the Far Side of the Sun

    A ludicrous conceit and a thinly-spread story, but I won’t hear a word against the brightly-coloured 60s sci-fi style.

  13. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia

    Grim, dusty, sweaty perfection.

  14. The Castle of Cagliostro

    Miyazaki’s second animation is an enjoyably dopey caper, with a bit of a Herbie/Cannonball Run vibe. Saturday morning fun.

  15. The Manchurian Candidate (1962)

    Everyone’s doing great things here, but Angela Lansbury is the best, at her most deliciously sinister.

  16. Murder on the Orient Express (1974)

    Albert Finney hams it up a bit too much as Poirot, but this is a decent way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

  17. Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey

    It’s a largely pointless sequel but stupidly funny and Bill & Ted so enjoyable to spend time with I don’t care.

  18. The Addams Family

    Wonderful, of course. Has there ever been a more perfectly cast film?

  19. Marjorie Prime

    A beautifully shot, performed and scripted sci-fi piece. Thoughtful, cerebral and haunting.

  20. A Very Brady Sequel

    Not quite as charming as the first film but still worth watching for the brilliant Gary Cole, and to understand where the “Sure Jan” meme comes from.

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