Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. Lady Macbeth

    A short, sharp, chilling drama, dark and cold and festering. Incredible stuff.

  2. Get Out

    Wasn’t quite sold on some of the switches between comedy & horror, but generally this is excellent. Horrific, tense, intelligent.

  3. Psycho 3

    A bit of a cheap & tawdry follow up to the unexpectedly decent Psycho 2, but it’s still always enjoyable to watch Anthony Perkins.

  4. Species

    Brilliant & terrible in equal measure. Come for Henstridge & Giger effects; stay for Forest Whitaker’s hilariously useless empath.

  5. Sphere

    Run of the mill sci-fi thriller that’s 40 minutes longer than it needed to be, perhaps to accommodate all of Hoffman’s mumbling.

  6. Charade

    Not sure if this is a Hitchcock homage or parody, but the talents of Hepburn and Grant make this perfectly watchable regardless.

  7. The Rescuers

    I love Don Bluth animation generally, but this is genuinely charming & sweet with some great voice work. Just utterly lovely.

  8. Psycho 2

    An unexpectedly-decent sequel. Anthony Perkins is excellent as always, and there’s a solid thriller here as well.

  9. The Magus

    A baffling, wandering mystery that descends into Prisoner-style surrealism rather than resolve anything. It’s odd, but okay.

  10. The Road to El Dorado

    Light-hearted & frivolous; Kline, Branagh & Perez work so well together it’s a shame this didn’t start a series.

  11. Paris, Texas

    A long, slow, thoughtful character piece that drew me in gradually and had me hooked before I realised.

  12. Atomic Blonde

    Exhilarating and brutal action, a tricksy political plot, Theron at her toughest and McAvoy at his sleaziest. Recommended.

  13. X-Men 2

    14 years on and it’s still one of the best comic films there’s every been. Great action, great characters. Wouldn’t change a thing.

  14. Moonlight

    A film of exquisite beauty in all aspects, be that performance, script, cinematography, or sound. A perfect film.

  15. Certain Women

    Charming and unassuming piece that drifts lazily in and out of the lives of a handful of Montana women. Poignant & enthralling.

  16. Two-Minute Warning

    70s Sniper film with a long, tension-free build-up only marginally redeemed by some amazing climactic crowd panic scenes.

  17. The Black Hole

    A hopeless mix of tones and styles but also some fantastic visuals, some dark story twists, and a seriously surreal ending.

  18. Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

    Dane DeHaan is miscast, but otherwise I liked this.

  19. Last Action Hero

    Sags a bit here and there & not all of the jokes land, but the film still has fun with its idea and the action holds up well.

  20. Murder Party

    Jeremy Saulnier’s (Blue Ruin, Green Room) no-budget debut is a fun bit of schlock. Taut, violent and funny.

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