Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. Ghostbusters (2016)

    Extended cut isn’t going to convince anyone who didn’t like the theatrical, but it’s nice to see all the extra dancing. →

  2. Blade II

    Really impossible to fault. Great action, great characters, great script, it’s probably Luke Goss’s second best film. →

  3. Tucker and Dale vs Evil

    Genuinely laugh out loud funny, and I say that as someone who very rarely laughs at all, even internally. →

  4. Emperor of the North

    Like a submarine drama except it’s two middle aged men instead of submarines and a train instead of the sea. A classic. →

  5. The Boy and the Beast

    I loved this to begin with but it rambled and drifted and lost me. Check it out if you have a longer attention span. →

  6. Tomato Red

    A country noir so forgettable there were moments I actually forgot I was watching it. →

  7. Addams Family Reunion

    While it’s interesting to see Tim Curry as Gomez, the film itself is a piece of staggering awfulness, to be avoided. →

  8. Critters

    Never more than a throwaway bit of gory stupid fun, but that’s all it needs to be. Always nice to see M. Emmet Walsh as well. →

  9. The Transfiguration

    Heart-warming teenage relationship drama and one of the the nastiest, bleakest horror films I’ve ever seen. Incredible. →

  10. Brute Force

    A grim, violent crime noir that feels as hard-hitting and hopeless today as it must have done on release. Enjoyably nihilistic. →

  11. Havana

    A lavishly-produced romantic drama set during the Cuban revolution. Lacks both romance and drama. →

  12. Presumed Innocent

    A ponderous courtroom drama that plods when it needs to spark. Even a cigar-chomping Raul Julia feels muted and bored. →

  13. Logan Lucky

    Loved this. Charming, fun characters, witty script and complex storytelling. Sadly though, also features Seth MacFarlane. →

  14. Bad Girls

    Average 90s Western, more interesting for how it could have been than how it turned out. Further reading →

  15. These Final Hours

    Decent little apocalypse drama. Nothing groundbreaking but a solid script and strong character work from all involved. →

  16. Virtuosity

    A daft 90s sci-fi thriller that’s still worth a watch for a young Russell Crowe having the absolute time of his life. →

  17. Pulp Fiction

    Aside from a $5 milkshake now sounding normal, this film really hasn’t aged at all. As smart, funny, and gripping as ever. →

  18. Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

    Exhilarating and complex early film by Miyazaki that nails the Studio Ghibli template straight off. →

  19. Waking Life

    Amazing how much more gripping and interesting cod-philosophical concepts are when they’re presented through rotoscope. →

  20. Personal Shopper

    Dreary supernatural thriller that squanders tension in a soporific second act seen almost entirely through text messages. Dull stuff. →

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