Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. The Lost City of Z

    A leaden Charlie Hunnam means we never see the fevered obsession a film like this needs. Everyone else did ok though. →

  2. Doctor Mordrid

    A decent off-brand Dr Strange adaptation. Jeffrey Combs is always watchable; genre regular Brian Thompson gives good villain. →

  3. The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

    A perfectly funny and touching road movie that I never wanted to end. →

  4. Kong: Skull Island

    Everything I wanted from a Kong film: thrilling set-pieces, weird characters, lurid cinematography and a great score. →

  5. Ender’s Game

    Gruellingly dull, like an episode of The Outer Limits stretched out to two hours. Never really earns its bleak ending. →

  6. Body Double

    ‘80s Brian De Palma thriller takes a long time to get going but once it does it’s enjoyably ludicrous. →

  7. Futureworld

    A largely unnecessary sequel only loosely related to Westworld, but it’s still perfectly watchable in that 70s bleak sci-fi way. →

  8. The Brady Bunch Movie

    As watchable now for 90s nostalgia as 70s nostalgia. Cute, stupid fun, and Gary Cole and Shelley Long are hilarious. →

  9. Diva

    French ‘80s thriller that makes a good companion piece to Luc Besson’s more hectic Subway. Gently surreal, punctuated with excitement. →

  10. Saboteur

    One of Hitchcock’s earlier films feels like a prototype for much of his later work. It’s excellent, but can feel a little familiar. →

  11. The Quiet American

    A solidly-respectable Graham Greene adaptation with sterling work from both Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser. →

  12. The Lego Batman Movie

    A fun first hour but the film massively outstays its welcome. Left me feeling exhausted and a little bored by the end. →

  13. Logan Noir

    Black & white release is spectacular, well-worth seeking it. The film itself is excellent. →

  14. Hidden Figures

    A solidly feel-good piece but feels a little movie-of-the-week at times. An important story that should be seen regardless. →

  15. Jackie

    Oppressive, claustrophobic and haunting. Natalie Portman had me transfixed and the score by Mica Levi is just incredible. →

  16. The Fall

    A film of amazing location photography, but the heart is in the touching performances from Lee Pace and his 10 year old co-star. →

  17. La Piscine

    A strong entry in my favourite genre of films about rich, beautiful people whose inherent unhappiness becomes their undoing. →

  18. Near Dark

    Fantastically-grotty vampire flick, all dust and blood. Features one of the most Bill Paxtoniest performances from Bill Paxton. →

  19. Frauds

    A dark and surreal Australian comedy from that weird, brief period when Phil Collins was a film star. Surprisingly good! →

  20. The Andromeda Strain

    If you like watching people slowly go through multiple levels of decontamination procedures, this is the film for you. →

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