Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. Johnny Mnemonic

    Never more than average but at least now has the nostalgic glow of a 90s SF film with its ludicrous VR and dolphin hackery.

  2. Guardians of the Galaxy 2

    I didn’t love it.

  3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3: Turtles in Time

    Forgettable conclusion to the trilogy without any of the Jim Henson charm. Nice to see Elias Koteas at least.

  4. The Fits

    Gripping and unsettling piece I can’t recommend enough. Superb performances from all-child cast and a score like nails on a blackboard.

  5. Ponyo

    One of Ghibli’s simpler stories, but what it lacks in depth it makes up in amazing underwater visuals and an incredible score.

  6. Fear

    Enjoyably taut and twisty blackmail drama with an on-edge Ingrid Bergman perpetually about to crack.

  7. Venus

    Poignant and bittersweet and just on the tolerable side of icky. Like Lost in Translation without the overbearing smugness.

  8. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

    Aimed at a younger audience than the first, with less violence and grit. Still, not complaining about David Warner & Vanilla Ice.

  9. How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

    I’m a big fan of this musical, though almost everyone in it is a terrible human being.

  10. Crimes of Passion

    A filthy, lurid, neon-soaked gem from Ken Russell. Kathleen Turner is amazing, and Anthony Perkins is at his sweatiest.

  11. Cut Bank

    An unexpectedly decent Fargo-esque flick starring one of the backup Hemsworths. Some robust casting and a surprising story.

  12. Phantom of the Paradise

    Bonkers ‘70s rock opera adaptation of Faust and The Phantom of the Opera. Dreadfully amazing in all the best ways.

  13. Lonely Are the Brave

    This ‘last of the cowboys’ story somehow manages to be cheerful and morose at the same time. Maybe a bit of a classic.

  14. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

    Forgotten how solid this is; funny, great effects work, decent casting, and a dopey 90s soundtrack.

  15. Our Kind of Traitor

    Practically the dictionary definition of a 6/10 film. Determinedly unexceptional in every way.

  16. Barton Fink

    There’s a narrative complexity and visual beauty to this that comes through on repeated viewings. I’ve grown to love the film.

  17. Only Yesterday

    A sweet, gentle, unassuming character drama. Maybe lesser known than Ghibli’s other work but really worth checking out.

  18. Princess Mononoke

    Thought-provokingly weird and exhilaratingly violent.

  19. Hardcore Henry

    If you can tolerate the insufferable Sharlto Copley then there’s a lot of dumb fun to be found here. Inventive and funny.

  20. The Magnificent Seven (2016)

    Not brilliant, but not bad either. Predictable action beats but the cast all seemed to be having fun.

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