Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. Total Recall (1990)

    Endlessly-rewarding, and a particular treat if you like seeing Schwarzenegger repeatedly kicked in the groin. →

  2. Wonder Woman

    Fantastic. Reminded me why I love superhero films. →

  3. Topaz

    A languorously-paced Hitchcock thriller, takes a while getting anywhere but when it does, it’s often worth the wait. →

  4. Kiss of the Spider Woman

    An impeccably scripted character drama with both Raul Julia and William Hurt putting in flawless performances. →

  5. Frantz

    An agreeably-twisty post-war drama, both beautifully shot and performed. →

  6. Tequila Sunrise

    A sluggish and forgettable crime thriller that sparks briefly and occasionally into life when Raul Julia turns up. →

  7. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

    Generally mediocre from start to finish, but it picks up a few comforting nostalgia points along the way. →

  8. Key Largo

    Nihilistic, downbeat, a dour film of perpetual bleakness. Recommended! →

  9. Roman Holiday

    The most perfect, sweetest film there’s ever been about a bunch of constant liars who will never find happiness together. →

  10. The Trouble with Harry

    Oddest Hitchcock film I’ve seen, like he saw some light-hearted farces and tried to make one. Results are…mixed. →

  11. Laura

    Tautly-plotted and solidly performed film noir but if I’m honest, I was very distracted by a young, moustache-free Vincent Price. →

  12. Lilo & Stitch

    Just ridiculously fucking adorable from start to finish. →

  13. Dead Calm

    A perfectly decent if mostly forgettable thriller. Notable now for Nicole Kidman’s original Australian accent. →

  14. Serial Mom

    Brilliantly funny and hilariously grim. Kathleen Turner at her absolute best. →

  15. Austin Powers in Goldmember

    Full of weak jokes that drag on forever, but I’ll forgive it everything for giving us Beyonce as Foxy Cleopatra. →

  16. Rogue One

    Perhaps it lacks characterisation, perhaps too much fan-service, but I enjoyed it anyway. Gritty and exhilarating and satisfying. →

  17. The Man Between

    Carol Reed-directed cold war thriller that doesn’t do anything the Carol Reed-directed The Third Man didn’t do better. →

  18. Twilight (1998)

    What could have been a serviceable but forgettable noir is uplifted by a strong cast including Paul Newman, Gene Hackman, Sarah Sarandon. →

  19. Body Heat

    Just a brilliantly sweaty, steamy noir. Kathleen Turner is especially outstanding as the femme fatale but everyone here excels. →

  20. Moana

    So perfectly charming and funny it made me a little angry. →

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