Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. A Scanner Darkly

    Thoughtful, funny, deep and moving, all beautifully presented and performed. →

  2. Army of Darkness

    Just relentlessly fun from start to finish. Quotable, rewatchable, Bruce Campbell again at his absolute best. →

  3. Evil Dead II

    Really can’t be faulted. Grotesque effects, iconic scenes, and a gloriously unhinged performance from Bruce Campbell. →

  4. The Italian Job (2003)

    Forget that it’s a remake of a classic; this is an unexpectedly decent action thriller. Fun and exhilarating. →

  5. Guncrazy (1992)

    A serviceable but forgettable thriller with a strong cast that never sparks. →

  6. Colossal

    Fantastic piece with unexpected depths and startling performances. Hathaway is outstanding, Sudeikis is terrifying. →

  7. Obsession

    Unashamedly inspired by Vertigo but still a great, gripping thriller in its own right. Can’t go wrong with John Lithgow of course. →

  8. Star Trek (2009)

    Fantastic action, solid character work, decent performances, and the shallowest, most threadbare of stories. →

  9. Belladonna of Sadness

    An undeniably beautiful film but as it meandered and dragged to the ending it quickly lost my attention. →

  10. Addams Family Values

    Even better than the first; the same chemistry between Huston and Julia, great laughs, fun story, an amazing Joan Cusack. →

  11. The Devil’s Violinist

    Absorbing Paganini biopic and fantastic musical scenes, but whoever tells Jared Harris he can do accents needs to stop. →

  12. Blood on Satan’s Claw

    Rambling ‘70s folk horror that’s aged poorly. More comical than horrific now. →

  13. Guardians

    Ludicrous Russian take on Avengers that’s not a great film but DOES feature a bear armed with a mini-gun so I’m going to allow it. →

  14. Zardoz

    Reassuringly dreadful, in an appealingly brilliant way. →

  15. Girl Asleep

    Charmingly funny and surreal, in the Napoleon Dynamite mode but without the reek of hipster. Has a better dance scene as well. →

  16. The Founder

    Light-hearted, grit-free look at McDonald’s origins. A slight film, but two hours with Michael Keaton is always time well spent. →

  17. Immortal Beloved

    A respectable sort-of-biopic of Beethoven, if a little unremarkable as well. →

  18. An Affair to Remember

    Significantly more children’s choir scenes than I want in my romantic dramas. →

  19. Timecop

    Enjoyable dross. →

  20. Shanghai Express

    85 years old and barely aged a day. Simplistic by today’s standards but it looks great and Dietrich of course is stunning. →

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