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Death of an iPod

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Three years ago when I bought my first iPod, the message printed across the screen-protecting film simply read “enjoy”. Now, on iPod number two, the message reads “don’t steal music”. It is, I suppose, a sign of the times.

Regular readers may remember me writing about the new iPod, iPod Nano and iPod Shuffle back in September. In this, I wrote about how the updated range was a little uninspired and offered no compelling reasons to upgrade from a 3G iPod that was in perfect working order. Naturally, almost exactly one month after writing that, my iPod began coughing its way into oblivion.

I can’t really blame Apple. I bought a Shuffle a year or so ago to use in the gym, because I thought that taking my 3G iPod in was just going to lead to me dropping it, and breaking it. Then, because I wanted to listen to whole albums instead of singles, I started taking my 3G iPod in with me and eventually I dropped it, and broke it.

It didn’t die straight away, but instead limped on for the next two months, forgetting songs and blanking out. My computer turned its back on it, refusing to have anything more to do with it, and eventually, quietly and with the minimum of fuss, my iPod passed on.

Mourn with me.

I was quite attached to my iPod, having coveted one ever since they first came out in 2001. I couldn’t have one back then — to start with, you needed to buy a Mac as the original iPod wasn’t PC-compatible. Time passed and that was rectified, but there was still no way I, a starving student, was going to be able to afford the £300 or so for one. I went for a while with a Creative Zen, but…you know, I’d use the Zen, but I’d be thinking of the iPod.

In 2003, when the 3G ipod was released and the idea of me spending £300 on a portable music player was still as far from reach as ever, I came up with a plan: that December, when asked what I wanted for my birthday (on the 21st of December in case you’re interested) and for Christmas, I simply asked friends and family to contribute to an iPod fund, and contribute they did. With the proceeds, and after flogging the brick-like Zen on ebay, I had the money, and the iPod was duly ordered.

So there’s a certain sentimental value to my now-dead iPod. This was three years ago, slightly before the rabble started buying them from Tesco and so they still had a certain style about them; buying an iPod felt like I was doing something quite special. I tracked my order online excitedly — it’s in China! It’s in Belgium! Oh no, it’s in Cork; too far, iPod, too far! — and it arrived in a large, Fabergé Egg-style unfolding box complete with power adaptor, wired remote, Firewire cable, hard case, headphones (plus several sponge ear pads) and the dock. It was a very complete package.

Fast-forward to now, and the whole experience is a lot less exciting. Financially, I’m a lot better off than I was three years ago so there was no need to muster support from friends and family, plus the price of the current iPod — 5G to its friends — is significantly cheaper; £170 or so from Amazon. So I ordered it, and it arrived the next day. Gone is the sophisticated packaging and most of the accessories: included now in the much-slimmer box is just a USB cable, a flimsy sleeve as a token gesture against scratches and the standard — and rubbish — white headphones.

In three years, the act of buying an iPod has become as humdrum as buying a new pair of socks. It’s still a great piece of kit, certainly, and well deserves its ubiquity. It’s just…not special any more.

13 Comments so far

  1. Steve Williams on December 10th, 2006

    I totally agree. I gave a 60gb video iPod as a gift last Christmas to replace a 3G 20gb iPod that was down on battery life and full to the brim. Gone was the dock, firewire and origami packaging – I was totally underwhelmed.

  2. Simon on December 11th, 2006

    Personally, I just don’t see the point in them. If I wanted to listen to music etc whilst out somewhere, I’ll use my phone, too many things in my pocket and I’d have to invest in a new belt.

    They’re too common these days anyway, there’s probably already plans to release a blurberry one.

  3. paul on December 11th, 2006

    “there’s probably already plans to release a blurberry one.”

    Ask and ye shall receive

  4. Simon on December 11th, 2006

    Okay, now I want an ipod. Where did I put my hoodie…

  5. paul on December 11th, 2006

    Here?

  6. Simon on December 12th, 2006

    That was a nice link that resized firefox so it all fit on – obviously because chavs have no idea how to use the scrollbars.

    Also, those two links either prove you have too much time on your hands to have found them, or you have bought both products for your ipod. I think we all know which too.

  7. wes on January 13th, 2007

    Owned.

  8. Brett on January 14th, 2007

    The hoodies for ipods are an hilarious concept.

    I will probably be slated for this, but I do think ipods are quite chavvy to be honest. So the hoody does compliment them well.

  9. paul on January 14th, 2007

    The addition of a lanyard with the iPod Shuffle probably didn’t help matters.

  10. joe on February 10th, 2007

    What’s actually wrong with your ipod? I imagine you have taken some steps in an attept to fix it, but what makes it .. not work? if you understand.

    The most common problem i come across with the 3rd gen. iPod is the hard drive clicks and whirrs when you try and start it up, and then displays the folder icon.

    This can be fixed by .. smacking your iPod. No joke. Put the ipod screen-down in your palm, and whack it on the back a few times, and see if it works.

    Maybe drop it a bit too.

    I’m not even joking. This does actually work =]

    Good luck!

    I hope you manage to fix it.

    -Joe

  11. paul on February 11th, 2007

    What’s wrong with my iPod now is that it’s in pieces, having been taken to a electronics recycling plant a couple of weeks ago…

    Prior to that, though, it was no longer recognised by any computer, so I couldn’t update the music on it any more. I had limited success with the hit-on-the-back technique, but eventually I got the folder icon every time I started it up, and no amount of violence would change that, so I gave up.

  12. Leon on April 17th, 2007

    Hi. Thats a very interesting post regarding your iPods. My purpose here isn’t to read blogs but to obtain sources for my college paper. My paper relates to the dominance of the iPod and I found that your blog will contribute nicely to my paper so therefore I would like to ask permission to use you as one of my sources. As soon as I am done with the paper I will post them. Thanks in advance.

  13. paul on April 17th, 2007

    Tell you what, buy me another iPod and I’ll let you use this as one of your sources. Hell, I’ll even proof-read your paper for you.

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