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The Island
Look, I don't want to keep on about this but if the local Odeon doesn't fix their tea machine then I'm really going to get annoyed and start writing letters. Furthermore, I don't appreciate being sniggered at by a gang of pimply-faced youths when I ask for tea in the first place, as if I'm asking for a magazine off the top shelf. Wankers. →
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Troy
Even if you've never read the original poems, you know about the horse. The wooden horse, complete with air holes, hinges, and mysterious voices from within muttering "ouch!" whenever they went over a rock. It's absurd, and if the Trojans really did fall for it, then they deserved whatever they got. →