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Resident Evil: Apocalypse
After having reminded myself of Paul W.S. Anderson's lack of any cinematic ability with Aliens Vs. Predator, I went into Resident Evil: Apocalypse knowing that, what with Paul W.S. Anderson being both writer and producer, there was a very strong possibility that it would be dreadful. And guess what? It was! →
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Aliens Vs. Predator
14 years we've been waiting for this film. 14 years since Stephen Hopkins thought it'd be a bit of a giggle to include an Alien skull in Predator 2. That one clip spawned comic books, novels, videogames, scripts, rumours --- a whole industry dedicated to the idea of the Alien and the Predator facing off and having a bit of a barney. 14 years. And what do we get to show for it, finally, 14 years on? We get a derivative rip-off of The Thing and Jurassic Park. Come in, Paul Anderson, your time is up. →