Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. The Fifth Element

    Very…French. And very ‘90s. I usually lean towards loving it, so long as I don’t think about Chris Tucker. Or Lee Evans.

  2. Wings (1927)

    Genuinely breath-taking WW1 war film. Spent half the film thinking HOW DID THEY DO THAT?

  3. The Rescuers

    Don Bluth animation gets a free pass from me, but this is charming and has some great voice work, particularly from Eva Gabor.

  4. The Big Lebowski

    Only ever improves the more I watch it. That’s only, like, my opinion, though.

  5. Interview With The Vampire

    This is good! I’d forgotten. Brad Pitt is sadly at his most wooden but Dunst and Cruise are both excellent.

  6. Le Week-End

    Starts off as a delightful old-people frothy romcom before descending into abject misery, long speeches and weird performances.

  7. The Double

    Impeccably performed, shot and scored dark comedy but a tricky watch when both original and double are irredeemable arseholes.

  8. Liberal Arts

    A romantic comedy drama that just about manages to rise above ‘unremarkable’. Jussssst barely.

  9. Laurence of Arabia

    Come on. It’s Laurence of Arabia.

  10. Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    A confident, gutsy ‘70s paranoia flick in the guise of an action blockbuster. Solid, impressive stuff, very enjoyable.

  11. Under the Skin

    Incredible. Johansson’s never been better & the visuals & score are properly alien. A difficult, abstract film, but so good.

  12. The Grand Budapest Hotel

    Utterly exquisite. Whole cast excels. Every frame is perfect. Sound is flawless. That said…a little soulless.

  13. The Black Cauldron

    An odd, mismatched ‘80s Disney animation with a soothsaying pig and a proto-Gollum.

  14. A Hijacking

    Gruelling Danish maritime hijack drama from the director of The Hunt. Believable, gritty, drawn-out and tiring.

  15. 300: Rise of an Empire

    Surprisingly not terrible, but still an absurd white power fantasy. Nice to see Eva Green doing her Eva Green thing.

  16. Safety Not Guaranteed

    Kinda bland. Not funny enough, not dark enough.. Veers close towards Garden State-levels of twee at times.

  17. California Solo

    Robert Carlyle being angry at life. Film good, but I’ve said before: I’ll watch Carlyle in anything.

  18. The Wall

    Very low-key fantasy drama about a woman cut off from civilisation by an invisible, impenetrable wall. Had me transfixed.

  19. Logan’s Run

    Love first half but second half is very dull. What an unintentionally bleak ending as well! As bad as WALL-E in that regard.

  20. Gravity

    Great effects and Sandra Bullock is excellent, but no drama or stakes. She’s going to make it, guys! She’s the only cast member!

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