Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. Snowpiercer

    Imaginative, surreal, funny and sad and subtle. A wonderfully complex film with superb performances. If you can find it, see it

  2. Angel-A

    Luc Besson’s sweetest film, carried mostly by Jamel Debbouze. A black and white, deserted Paris has never looked more appealing.

  3. Evolution

    Not really greater than the sum of its parts but does contain my favourite scene of pointless triumphalism.

  4. Whisper of the Heart

    An unbearably charming ‘90s Ghibli. Likeable characters, understated story, weird tacky cat doll.

  5. Two Faces of January

    Stylish, slightly laconic thriller. Not as twisty as I’d have liked but lovely to watch.

  6. The Conformist

    Bertolucci's study on Italian fascism and conformity is a film I could comfortably watch on a loop forever.

  7. Spirited Away

    An indescribable joy.

  8. A Most Wanted Man

    A sluggish John le Carré adaptation that never quite earns its ponderous feel. Watch Tinker Tailor again instead.

  9. The Kreutzer Sonata

    Another Bernard Rose/Danny Huston Tolstoy adaptation. As with the others, these are all about Huston’s performance.

  10. The Dead Zone

    A great film responsible for one of my all-time favourite Christopher Walken moments.

  11. The Twelve Tasks of Asterix

    Best adaptation of the Asterix comics there’s ever been. Mostly-uncredited English voice cast is excellent.

  12. Locke

    The dullest man in the world takes the dullest drive ever, discussing concrete on the way. A relentlessly boring film.

  13. Closed Circuit

    Decent political legal thriller that may be faintly ridiculous but covers it up well with good performances and a quick pace.

  14. Night Moves

    I’m a fan of Kelly Reichardt and her latest is a brilliantly suspenseful and subdued eco-terrorist thriller. Whole cast superb.

  15. Rio Grande

    Can’t tell if it’s any good because all John Wayne films to me seem like someone doing an impression of John Wayne.

  16. The Blue Lamp

    A feature-length precursor to Dixon of Dock Green. 1950s depiction of police now almost unbearably quaint.

  17. Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

    Early Miyazaki that, despite airships, gliders & giant insects, still feels a little airless. A bit dull

  18. Rocky Horror Picture Show

    Achieves what it sets out to do, I guess, though I have no idea what that is.

  19. The Congress

    Felt like a patchy screenplay confused by remnants of earlier drafts. Robin Wright is excellent but the film is incoherent.

  20. The Zero Theorem

    Never provides any compelling reason to watch over Brazil, but still the best Gilliam film I’ve seen since Fear & Loathing.

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