Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. The Connection

    French version of The French Connection; technically solid & performed fine, but you’ve seen a hundred films just like it.

  2. The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    Weak, forgettable, joyless and tired.

  3. Suite Française

    A movie based on an unfinished book turns out to feel unfinished. Ends just as it gets going.

  4. London Road

    A peculiar adaptation of a musical based on quotes from the public about prostitute murders. Really just didn’t work at all.

  5. White God

    Like a fun Disney film in which adorable stray dogs make a bid for freedom except live-action & with throat-ripping. Recommended.

  6. Carol

    Excellent stuff. Beautifully shot and performed, slow-burning but deep and intense.

  7. The Devil’s Backbone

    SPINE-TINGLING STUFF lol no but seriously this is a magnificent film and creepy as hell.

  8. Maggie

    Solidly gloomy zombie film. Abigail Breslin great as a teen coming to terms with her terminal illness, Schwarzenegger decent as well

  9. Spy

    Quite surprised by how much I liked this. Enjoyed it so much I almost didn’t mind that Miranda Hart is in it. Almost.

  10. Howl

    Like Dog Soldiers, but on a train. Recommended if you liked Dog Soldiers, and trains.

  11. Unbreakable

    A dreary slog of a film, but at least it has Samuel L. Jackson saying ‘Teletubbies’.

  12. Far From the Madding Crowd

    A solid enough adaptation but felt like much was left out to fit it into a film. Would have preferred a series.

  13. Funny Face

    Wanted to like it but the ludicrous romantic pairing of Hepburn (28) and Astaire (58) just made it creepy as hell.

  14. Interstellar

    Not as terrible as I’d expected at all, but why so much explanation? Should have gone for 2001-style wonder and mystery.

  15. Rio Bravo

    A perfect slow-burning Western.

  16. Blade II

    Certainly to my mind Luke Goss’s second best film.

  17. War of the Worlds (2005)

    Amazing visuals & set pieces but two hours with Tom Cruise and his children had me rooting for the Martians.

  18. Sabrina (1954)

    Perfectly enjoyable stuff, but the 30 year age gap between Bogart and Hepburn made the whole thing kind of skeevy.

  19. Knock Knock

    Just…shit.

  20. Catch Me Daddy

    Brilliantly shot, scored and performed, but so nihilistic and grim it left even me feeling empty by the end.

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