Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. An American in Paris

    ’s wonderful, of course, but if I’m being honest the half hour ballet stapled to the end sends me to sleep every time. β†’

  2. Days of Future Past (Rogue Cut)

    Worth checking out if you liked the theatrical version; the longer β€˜Rogue’ cut feels richer & more complete. β†’

  3. Run All Night

    An obvious knock-off of Road to Perdition set in modern Brooklyn. Solid stuff but very familiar. β†’

  4. Homicide

    Typical Mamet film in which men shout at each other for 90 mins. Exploration of Jewish identity & conspiracy elevates things. β†’

  5. Youth

    Slow, sleepy, funny and brilliant. β†’

  6. Phoenix

    An outstanding, almost minimalist post-Holocaust character-based drama. Succinct and satisfying. β†’

  7. Pasolini

    A biopic largely incomprehensible to me, not being a fan of that sort of arty, flatulent cinema. Nice sixties spectacles at least. β†’

  8. Close Encounters of the Third Kind

    Perfect, timeless. β†’

  9. Time After Time

    Probably the best H.G. Wells/Jack the Ripper time travel comedy romance drama I’ll see all year. β†’

  10. Odd Thomas

    A fun, schlocky supernatural flick, felt comfortingly like Dylan Dog and Dead Like Me. β†’

  11. Far From Heaven

    Avoided for years as I thought it was Cruise/Kidman film Far and Away. Turns out it wasn’t! Also turned out to be good! β†’

  12. Tokyo Godfathers

    A funny, moving anime concerning an abandoned baby & three hobos. Could be a good Christmas movie staple for the future. β†’

  13. Spring

    Tedious supernatural drama in which an immortal Italian woman is tempted to mortality by a banal American man with a crewcut. Avoid. β†’

  14. Creed

    Outstanding Rocky franchise revival. Stallone on fine form, Michael B. Jordan even better. Great soundtrack, exciting camerawork. β†’

  15. Deep Cover

    Enjoyable undercover-cop B-movie with strong cast, still a little routine. Jeff Goldblum takes cocaine, acts like Jeff Goldblum. β†’

  16. Reality

    Enjoyable Italian oddity about a man who loses his mind after applying to be on Big Brother. Funnier than that sounds. β†’

  17. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

    Star Trek has never been as fun as it is here. β†’

  18. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

    It’s fine, but awkwardly placed between two stronger films. Could have been reduced to a prologue. β†’

  19. Cutthroat Island

    Despite Geena Davis pulling out all the stops, script & performances from rest of cast just aren’t here. Tolerable at best. β†’

  20. Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

    My favourite Mission Impossible film not featuring the Channel Tunnel. Vertigo-inducing and not too much Simon Pegg. β†’

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