Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. Shin Godzilla

    I’m sure there’s a blisteringly-clever satire under here somewhere but mediocre effects and a soporific story literally sent me to sleep

  2. Mission: Impossible

    I love it more every time I watch it; the 90s locations and tech only get more charming, and there’s a conceptual purity that’s missing from later films. Also, blissfully free of Simon Pegg

  3. Operation Avalanche

    A fake-found-footage conspiracy drama about faking the moon landings; a nice idea, presented well, but drags on a bit longer than necessary

  4. Avengers: Infinity War

    Unapologetically a season-finale of a film, a solid two hours of exhilarating, almost non-stop action. Vague feeling there’ll be diminishing returns on multiple viewings though; with all the spectacle, there’s very little room for character

  5. Guardians of the Galaxy

    After some of the more ponderous and overlong Marvel films, revisiting this was a breath of fresh air. Brisk, funny, dumbly charming

  6. I Am Not a Witch

    A surreal, comical and mesmerising Zambian witchcraft drama, really like nothing I’ve ever seen before. Captivating performances and stunning cinematography

  7. Frank & Lola

    A dreary relationship drama that’s a struggle to get through despite some occasionally intense performances

  8. Batman vs. Two Face

    Much like Return of the Caped Crusaders:, there’s fun in West, Ward and Newmar returning to these roles, and Shatner as Dent is surprisingly decent. Cheaply animated, but a little nostalgia goes a long way

  9. Blood Simple

    As striking, witty, clever and violent as it ever was, it’s another film I could happily watch on a loop forever

  10. Soylent Green

    Strongly suspect the only thing this film gets wrong about the future is how spacious the suicide rooms will be

  11. Your Name

    An unspeakably charming animation that’s sharply-written and deeply-plotted. Loved it

  12. Highlander III: The Sorcerer

    A reasonably daft, throwaway sequel that doesn’t do anything new with the idea but benefits from not being Highlander 2

  13. Grand Hotel (1932)

    A star-packed ensemble piece that felt like it could have been made today. Timeless and endlessly rewatchable

  14. Niagara

    A luridly-colourful film noir with a Hitchcockian vibe to it. Enjoyable stuff, and Monroe steals the film as the femme fatale

  15. Psycho IV: The Beginning

    Much as I love Anthony Perkins, this was an unnecessary — and at times unintentionally-hilarious — origin story that adds nothing to anything. Watch the TV series Bates Motel instead

  16. Superman Returns

    It’s the best Superman film since Superman (1978) but that’s not saying much. Those parts impersonating previous films are done superbly; the newer additions work less well. A noble failure, and I still wish we’d seen Routh in a few sequels

  17. Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    On a second viewing the lop-sided structure and the coincidence-heavy story mattered less; I was far more engaged with the characters, and I’m well on the way to falling in love with the film

  18. Daphne

    A bitingly-believable trip into the life of a thirtysomething Londoner adrift in her own misery. Painful to watch at times, but recommended

  19. Highlander 2: The Quickening

    The canonical case study in How Not To Do A Sequel. Not the worst film I’ve ever seen, but only because I’ve also seen Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace

  20. Chocolat (1988)

    A sensitive and thoughtful portrayal of the last days of French-colonial Africa, an unshowy film that gets out of the way of the incredible visuals and performances.

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