Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. Fantastic Four

    Poor. Like watching a half-finished comic book adaptation from the year 2000.

  2. Hail, Caesar!

    Smart, funny and left me wanting more. Particularly more of this.

  3. Life

    Summed up by my previous tweet on the ludicrous casting of Dane Dehaan as James Dean. Avoid this one.

  4. The Secret World of Arrietty

    One of Ghibli’s more sedate pieces that’s never grabbed me much in the past, but was nice viewing while tired and ill.

  5. A Place in the Sun

    A dreary, po-faced old morality drama. I can understand why it was rapturously received at the time but it’s faded away.

  6. Big Trouble in Little China

    So perfect it makes me want to cry.

  7. The Black Panthers

    A respectable documentary on The Black Panthers but felt a little dry in the end. Factual without much insight.

  8. Cop Car

    A decent half-hour short film ruthlessly padded to 90 minutes with overlong takes and repeated lines. Overstayed its welcome.

  9. Bachelorette

    An enjoyably-sour dark comedy in which nobody really learns anything or grows as a person. Recommended.

  10. The Heat

    A lot of fun, felt a bit like a modern update of Ackroyd & Hanks’ Dragnet. Check it out if you enjoyed Spy.

  11. Crimson Peak

    I really wanted to love it, but it kind of peters out half an hour before the end. Up until then, gorgeous & chilling.

  12. The Cannonball Run

    Appealingly naff. Worth watching for Roger Moore beginning a fight with the line “I should warn you — I’m Roger Moore”.

  13. U Turn

    Forgettable Oliver Stone piece from the ‘90s that seemed shot and written as if it was a parody of ‘90s Oliver Stone.

  14. All About Eve

    Another beautifully-sour, snappily-written Hollywood classic in which everyone is unhappy & nobody really wins. Loved it.

  15. Jauja

    Beautifully-shot but impenetrably slow and surreal. I wanted to love it, but there’s only so slow I can go.

  16. The Heiress

    One of those beautifully-sour dramas from the forties. Sharp dialogue, bitter sentiment. Can’t be faulted.

  17. Batman: Under the Red Hood

    Solidly- and lavishly-produced animation but kind of superfluous. Who cares about the Jason Todd story anyway?

  18. Robin and Marian

    The Dark Knight Returns edition of the Robin Hood myth, with ageing Connery & Hepburn. Tonally odd, but generally fine.

  19. Honeymoon

    A limp and forgettable horror. Barely worth mentioning.

  20. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    The perfect Valentine’s Day film. Everyone’s so desperately unhappy! Hilarious.

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