Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. Bound

    A pre-Matrix Wachowski net-noir thriller. Stylish and sexy with a great score and script. It’s a bit tawdry, but in a good way. β†’

  2. Star Trek: Generations

    Plot is remarkably stupid but I get a kick out of seeing the TNG cast in a proper film, and the action holds up well. β†’

  3. Doctor Mordred

    An off-brand β€˜90s Dr Strange adaptation that’s pretty solid, considering. Bonus points for always-watchable Jeffrey Combs. β†’

  4. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

    Once you get past the fact that Scott Pilgrim is a massive arsehole for most of the film, this is quite fun. β†’

  5. The City of Lost Children

    One of my favourites. Every scene packed with surreal, grotesque, fairytale detail. β†’

  6. Mississippi Grind

    By-the-numbers story about gambling losers, very familiar stuff. Helped by Ben Mendelsohn, but hindered by Ryan Reynolds. β†’

  7. Rollerball (1975)

    Got to admit, if our sporting heroes were allowed to flat-out murder their opponents in the ring, I would watch sports. β†’

  8. U.S. Marshals

    Most of The Fugitive cast returns in what feels like a direct-to-video pseudo-sequel. Tone & story both wander distractingly. β†’

  9. A Girl At My Door

    A taut little Korean drama that bubbles unsettlingly throughout. Stars Doona Bae, who seems brilliant in everything. β†’

  10. The Unforgiven

    Forgettable, by the numbers β€˜60s Western, the kind that turns up on Bank Holidays & makes you think you don’t like westerns. β†’

  11. Sunset Boulevard

    Not just a stone-cold classic, but also taught me this perfect seduction technique. β†’

  12. Bedknobs and Broomsticks

    Watched for thousandth time; still no closer to understanding how Bruce Forsyth is an old man in this, & also now. β†’

  13. Mona Lisa

    Gripping, grimy β€˜80s British neo-noir with another flawless Bob Hoskins turn. Nice to see Robbie Coltrane as well. β†’

  14. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

    Just impossibly perfect in every way. β†’

  15. Almost Famous

    Absurdly charming, though I’m a sucker for any film with a good singalong scene. β†’

  16. The Last Seduction

    Fantastic β€˜90s noir with Linda Fiorentino as an ice-cold femme fatale. Great score, and Bill Pullman at his grizzliest. β†’

  17. Felicia’s Journey

    Perfectly unsettling β€˜90s kitchen-sink thriller with Bob Hoskins at his most sinister. β†’

  18. The Diary of a Teenage Girl

    Impeccably performed & beautifully shot, all β€˜70s haze & smoke. Bel Powley as the lead is astonishing. β†’

  19. From Here to Eternity

    Yeah, pretty good. β†’

  20. Anomalisa

    Funny & beautifully animated, but it’s another film about a middle-aged white, straight man in a mid-life crisis. Enough of this. β†’

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