Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. Cry of the City

    A rough and squalid ‘40s noir that’s basically a 90 minute chase across a city. Full of memorable, hard-hitting moments.

  2. Woman on the Run

    Solid '50s noir in which a woman searches for runaway husband over a day. Talkative & thoughtful, great characterisation.

  3. Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra

    Not a bad adaptation. I’ve a soft spot for Jamel Debbouze though which may have skewed my view.

  4. Arq

    A bland time-loop thriller that does nothing interesting with the mechanic. Triangle and Timecrimes are far more deserving of your time.

  5. Iron Man 3

    Underwhelmed on first viewing, but every rewatch makes me think this might be the best Marvel Cinematic Universe film ever. Warm, charming, funny.

  6. By The Sea

    Brad Pitt isn’t passionate enough for what’s going on here, but Angelina Jolie is amazing & everything looks great. Worth a look.

  7. Jason and the Argonauts

    Obviously brilliant. This gif should illustrate why.

  8. Absolute Beginners

    Amazing sets, costumes, David Bowie and some fun dance routines almost made me think this was good, but no. It is not.

  9. Human Capital

    Great Italian drama, intricately told from different perspectives over the course of the film. Gut-wrenching and engaging.

  10. Too Late for Tears

    Loved this. Lizabeth Scott murdering her way through all the men in her life just for the money. Can’t argue with that.

  11. Kiss of Death

    I found this ‘40s noir to be a bit dull, but it scores points for a ludicrously evil antagonist.

  12. Spider-Man 3

    Sadly, the Godfather Part III of superhero films.

  13. Spider-Man 2

    The Godfather Part II of superhero films.

  14. Spider-Man

    The Godfather of superhero films.

  15. Gilda

    Cinema’s greatest hair flip. Film’s pretty good too.

  16. Cherry 2000

    Bit like a Mad Max film if the goal was a sexbot instead of water or oil. Ludicrous story, but earnestly presented at least.

  17. Eureka

    A promising scenery-chewing drama with Gene Hackman and Rutger Hauer that sadly descends into dull courtroom drama halfway through.

  18. King Solomon’s Mines/Lost City of Gold

    Dire Indiana Jones knock-offs. Racist, sexist, embarrassing for all involved. Couldn’t stop watching.

  19. Killer Dames

    Double-bill of ‘70s Italian schlock. Ticked all the boxes: bad dubbing, excessive nudity, blood the colour of orange paint.

  20. Rabid

    One of Cronenberg’s great, disgusting early works. Faintly nauseating in the best way.

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