Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. The Little Prince

    A bit unwieldy, with the fairytale told almost as an afterthought within the film. Some charm. Generally fine, I guess.

  2. Twilight’s Last Gleaming

    One of those sour ‘70s thrillers that aim to shock with a downbeat ending. Overlong and a little quaint.

  3. Twelve Monkeys

    Perfectly defeatist and neatly wrapped. Can’t help but root for the deadly virus these days though.

  4. Hellraiser

    Gruesome effects have aged well, but everything else looks like a McCoy-era Doctor Who. Historically interesting, but feels tame now.

  5. The Blues Brothers

    It remains, after maybe a hundred viewings so far, a joy from start to finish.

  6. Snow White: A Tale of Terror

    A title and cast that promised great things, but in the end, it’s just bland and dull, with a splash of gore.

  7. The Blue Dahlia

    The story in this one kind of got away from me. Looked great, acted great, but I couldn’t tell you quite what happened.

  8. Oblivion

    Maybe not the most original sci-fi, but it’s got a polished robustness to it. Beautifully shot and scored as well. Worth a look.

  9. The Hitch-Hiker (1953)

    Blunt and straightforward, almost minimalist. Claustrophobic and tense and solidly performed.

  10. Arrival

    Wonderful. Thoughtful, intelligent, contemplative sci-fi. Amy Adams is exceptional.

  11. The Incredible Melting Man

    Just…shit.

  12. The Martian

    Not much more than “some scenes from the book, filmed”, but it’s as polished, funny & moving as the book, so all is well.

  13. The Big Sleep

    One of the all-time greats, so perfect it almost makes me angry.

  14. Set the Thames on Fire

    A funny, surreal, affecting fantasy set in a future, drowning London. Sadly does also feature Noel Fielding.

  15. Whisky Galore!

    It’s a bit of a one-joke affair but has all the cosy charm & comfort you’d expect from an Ealing comedy, so I won’t complain.

  16. Mad Max 2: Road Warrior

    I never get tired of it. It may actually be the perfect film.

  17. Archipelago

    Just the kind of stuck-up cringeworthy middle-class drama I like. Awkward and uncomfortable throughout, this is just delightful.

  18. The Exorcist

    My first viewing; sadly, years of parodies and references have robbed the original of any impact. It’s probably fine.

  19. Tammy

    Bit of a first-draft feel but with Melissa McCarthy, Susan Sarandon, Kathy Bates & Toni Collette, it’s a strong, funny cast.

  20. Men and Chicken

    Danish dark comedy that’s grotesque but also stupidly funny. Mads Mikkelsen has never been less appealing.

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