Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. Fright Night (2011)

    Some dodgy CGI, but also some great performances from Farrell, Yelchin and all, and a solid script. Surprisingly good!

  2. Rams

    Oddball Icelandic drama of two estranged sheep farming brothers. Bleak, darkly comic at times, and touching throughout.

  3. La Belle Noiseuse

    A long and dreamy piece concerning an ageing painter and his muse. Strangely relaxing, like if Bob Ross did nudes and ennui.

  4. Donnie Darko

    Kinda funny. Kinda sad.

  5. Conversation Piece

    A captivating character piece though I was perpetually distracted wondering if Burt Lancaster was wearing a wig.

  6. 2046

    One of those films where every still looks like it could be framed. A perfect soundtrack as well.

  7. The Neon Demon

    Sour and mean-spirited and just beautifully ludicrous.

  8. Cloud Atlas

    The underlying message may be trite but the execution and delivery are flawless. Dizzyingly, mind-bendingly wonderful.

  9. April & the Extraordinary World

    Beautiful animation set in an alternate steampunk France. A unique story, great script, and a talking cat.

  10. 52 Pick-Up

    One of those perfectly lurid, trashy films you expect to randomly run into on late-night Channel 4. Great stuff.

  11. Hail Caesar!

    Smart and funny and features a tap-dancing Channing Tatum. Hard to see how it could be improved.

  12. Christine

    Not great. Couldn’t get past the idea of a demonically-possessed car that needs you to get inside/in front of it to be killed.

  13. Assault on Precinct 13

    Never get bored of watching this, or humming that perfect soundtrack. A taut and intense piece.

  14. Hellbound: Hellraiser 2

    Not a bad sequel. A little unbalanced and unintentionally funny at times, but appealingly surreal throughout.

  15. Gattaca

    An elegant, thoughtful, sophisticated piece with a timeless look and style. Could happily watch it on a loop.

  16. Bridge to Terabithia

    Forgettable kids stuff with a terrible soundtrack. Not even worthwhile as background noise.

  17. Dracula (1931)

    Maybe heretical to say, but aside from Lugosi’s amazing stare, this has not aged well. Historically interesting, little more.

  18. Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Very aware of how my nostalgia was being manipulated, but the film is so well done & so well performed, I was ok with it.

  19. Catch Me If You Can

    Probably my favourite film that can be watched entirely through the opening credits alone.

  20. Cleopatra

    Epic in length and star power but kind of middling in other regards. Never a slog, but hard to lose yourself in it as well.

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