Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. How to Marry a Millionaire

    The frothiest, slightest of slight, frothy films from this era, but I begrudgingly had fun watching, so, ok. →

  2. Blink

    One of those classy ‘90s neo-noirs from when Madeleine Stowe ruled the cinema and Aidan Quinn was a leading man. No complaints. →

  3. Robinson Crusoe on Mars

    Basically The Martian but with Adam West, aliens, dubious racial stereotyping, and a chimp in a spacesuit. →

  4. Sirens

    Unremarkable once you get past the nudity. Hugh Grant’s straight-laced fop schtick hasn’t aged well; Sam Neill et al are fun at least. →

  5. Logan

    Simply exceptional. →

  6. Raising Cain

    Deeply enjoyable Brian De Palma thriller with John Lithgow chewing up the scenery throughout. Ludicrous in the best ways. →

  7. Hellraiser: Inferno

    Quite obviously a mediocre supernatural thriller hastily repurposed to include Pinhead. Very poor. →

  8. Little Sister

    A perfectly formed little family drama. Just the right balance of sweet and cringe. →

  9. Daylight

    A serviceable disaster film, but does nothing you haven’t seen done better elsewhere. →

  10. Seconds

    A Twilight Zone-esque story stretched a little too thinly over nearly two hours. Pretty good regardless. →

  11. Loving

    Solidly made and solidly performed, but kind of lacking in tension or drama. Charming in its own way, but a bit too sedate. →

  12. Flatliners

    Lurid and ridiculous and full of neon and dry ice and 90s rounded spectacles. I love it. →

  13. The Lost Weekend

    Billy Wilder’s study of alcoholism can feel a bit preachy by today’s standards, but other than that, this is excellent. →

  14. Kubo & The Two Strings

    A beautiful animation but kind of a dull story, boringly told. Felt vaguely educational. →

  15. Hell or High Water

    Absolutely exceptional. →

  16. Hulk

    As superhero films grow increasingly homogenous and dark, Hulk stands out all the more. Bright and bold and perfectly bizarre. →

  17. Croupier

    Dry, dull, and Clive Owen wears the most ridiculous hat, at one point even when he’s in his pyjamas. →

  18. Lost in Translation

    If you can get past the creepy age difference and the leads sneering at everyone who isn’t them, this isn’t a bad film. →

  19. The Double Life of Veronique

    A haunting and beautiful Kieślowski drama with a moving score and a mesmerising story. One of my favourites. →

  20. The Illusionist (2010)

    The best Jacques Tati film that doesn’t star Jacques Tati. A beautiful animation, funny and bittersweet. →

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