Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. How to Marry a Millionaire

    The frothiest, slightest of slight, frothy films from this era, but I begrudgingly had fun watching, so, ok.

  2. Blink

    One of those classy ‘90s neo-noirs from when Madeleine Stowe ruled the cinema and Aidan Quinn was a leading man. No complaints.

  3. Robinson Crusoe on Mars

    Basically The Martian but with Adam West, aliens, dubious racial stereotyping, and a chimp in a spacesuit.

  4. Sirens

    Unremarkable once you get past the nudity. Hugh Grant’s straight-laced fop schtick hasn’t aged well; Sam Neill et al are fun at least.

  5. Logan

    Simply exceptional.

  6. Raising Cain

    Deeply enjoyable Brian De Palma thriller with John Lithgow chewing up the scenery throughout. Ludicrous in the best ways.

  7. Hellraiser: Inferno

    Quite obviously a mediocre supernatural thriller hastily repurposed to include Pinhead. Very poor.

  8. Little Sister

    A perfectly formed little family drama. Just the right balance of sweet and cringe.

  9. Daylight

    A serviceable disaster film, but does nothing you haven’t seen done better elsewhere.

  10. Seconds

    A Twilight Zone-esque story stretched a little too thinly over nearly two hours. Pretty good regardless.

  11. Loving

    Solidly made and solidly performed, but kind of lacking in tension or drama. Charming in its own way, but a bit too sedate.

  12. Flatliners

    Lurid and ridiculous and full of neon and dry ice and 90s rounded spectacles. I love it.

  13. The Lost Weekend

    Billy Wilder’s study of alcoholism can feel a bit preachy by today’s standards, but other than that, this is excellent.

  14. Kubo & The Two Strings

    A beautiful animation but kind of a dull story, boringly told. Felt vaguely educational.

  15. Hell or High Water

    Absolutely exceptional.

  16. Hulk

    As superhero films grow increasingly homogenous and dark, Hulk stands out all the more. Bright and bold and perfectly bizarre.

  17. Croupier

    Dry, dull, and Clive Owen wears the most ridiculous hat, at one point even when he’s in his pyjamas.

  18. Lost in Translation

    If you can get past the creepy age difference and the leads sneering at everyone who isn’t them, this isn’t a bad film.

  19. The Double Life of Veronique

    A haunting and beautiful Kieślowski drama with a moving score and a mesmerising story. One of my favourites.

  20. The Illusionist (2010)

    The best Jacques Tati film that doesn’t star Jacques Tati. A beautiful animation, funny and bittersweet.

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