Joeblade

Short reviews

  1. Total Recall (1990)

    Endlessly-rewarding, and a particular treat if you like seeing Schwarzenegger repeatedly kicked in the groin.

  2. Wonder Woman

    Fantastic. Reminded me why I love superhero films.

  3. Topaz

    A languorously-paced Hitchcock thriller, takes a while getting anywhere but when it does, it’s often worth the wait.

  4. Kiss of the Spider Woman

    An impeccably scripted character drama with both Raul Julia and William Hurt putting in flawless performances.

  5. Frantz

    An agreeably-twisty post-war drama, both beautifully shot and performed.

  6. Tequila Sunrise

    A sluggish and forgettable crime thriller that sparks briefly and occasionally into life when Raul Julia turns up.

  7. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

    Generally mediocre from start to finish, but it picks up a few comforting nostalgia points along the way.

  8. Key Largo

    Nihilistic, downbeat, a dour film of perpetual bleakness. Recommended!

  9. Roman Holiday

    The most perfect, sweetest film there’s ever been about a bunch of constant liars who will never find happiness together.

  10. The Trouble with Harry

    Oddest Hitchcock film I’ve seen, like he saw some light-hearted farces and tried to make one. Results are…mixed.

  11. Laura

    Tautly-plotted and solidly performed film noir but if I’m honest, I was very distracted by a young, moustache-free Vincent Price.

  12. Lilo & Stitch

    Just ridiculously fucking adorable from start to finish.

  13. Dead Calm

    A perfectly decent if mostly forgettable thriller. Notable now for Nicole Kidman’s original Australian accent.

  14. Serial Mom

    Brilliantly funny and hilariously grim. Kathleen Turner at her absolute best.

  15. Austin Powers in Goldmember

    Full of weak jokes that drag on forever, but I’ll forgive it everything for giving us Beyonce as Foxy Cleopatra.

  16. Rogue One

    Perhaps it lacks characterisation, perhaps too much fan-service, but I enjoyed it anyway. Gritty and exhilarating and satisfying.

  17. The Man Between

    Carol Reed-directed cold war thriller that doesn’t do anything the Carol Reed-directed The Third Man didn’t do better.

  18. Twilight (1998)

    What could have been a serviceable but forgettable noir is uplifted by a strong cast including Paul Newman, Gene Hackman, Sarah Sarandon.

  19. Body Heat

    Just a brilliantly sweaty, steamy noir. Kathleen Turner is especially outstanding as the femme fatale but everyone here excels.

  20. Moana

    So perfectly charming and funny it made me a little angry.

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