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Film & TV

  1. I’m here about some monkeys

    21 February, 2010: A recent view­ing of Terry Gilliam’s Twelve Mon­keys, a film I’ve seen sev­eral times since its release in 1995, left me won­der­ing if, despite some appeal­ing cycli­cal time-travel logic, it doesn’t deliver quite enough of a mindfuck.

  2. The Road

    24 January, 2010: I'm not opposed in principle to the post-apocalyptic in entertainment, but I'm not one that can just appreciate the devastation for its own artistic merit; I need a human element as well otherwise it feels as if the apocalypse is being fetishised, as in a Roland Emmerich film; all special effects and showboating and rubbing one's thighs as we see famous monuments pulverised.

  3. My best and worst films of 2009

    21 December, 2009: Most organisations and blogging outlets appear to be compiling bumper fun lists detailing the best films, games, songs, photos, deaths etc. from the entire decade. This strikes me as a bit of an unlikely goal; I struggle to narrow these things down to the best whatever of the last five minutes myself. Nevertheless, here's my attempt at listing my best and worst films of 2009, in no particular order of preference and with little attempt to round to the nearest ten.

  4. Trailer for 13Hrs

    14 December, 2009: Fuck you Edward, were­wolves are back.

  5. Yesterday Was a Lie trailer

    12 December, 2009: I’m a sucker for blondes, noir and Chase Mas­ter­son so this really does hit most of my buttons.

  6. Ink trailer

    22 November, 2009: Hard to describe. Some­thing about dreams and night­mares. Low-budget indie. Looks good. Just watch the trailer.

  7. A Nightmare on Elm Street teaser trailer

    28 September, 2009: Jackie Earle Haley picks up the Krueger mantle as the Elm Street franchise gets rebooted.

  8. Review of Inglourious Basterds

    13 September, 2009: It's hard to imagine how my expectations could have been any lower going in to Inglourious Basterds. Savaged by the critics and created by the man whose last film, Death Proof, bored me so much I resorted to fast-forwarding through entire scenes for fear of falling asleep, I only ended up seeing Basterds as I was on holiday and needed something to fill an evening with.

  9. Review of District 9

    5 September, 2009: Neill Blomkamp's debut feature of an alien slum in the city of Johannesburg is an impressive action film, though lacking in substance and any real depth despite the rich sense of history and place it has to draw on.

  10. Ridley Scott and James Cameron return to science fiction

    23 August, 2009: Ridley Scott has announced that he's returning to the Alien universe that he created to direct a prequel to Alien, and footage from James Cameron's Avatar has finally been seen by the public. Should we care?

  11. Avatar teaser trailer

    22 August, 2009: I’m sure it will look incred­i­ble, but so far the impres­sion I’m get­ting is all style, no sub­stance; this teaser looks like a col­lec­tion of Final Fan­tasy cutscenes.

  12. The Wolf Man trailer

    20 August, 2009: Vam­pires seemed to be the cool new mon­sters these days so it’s nice to see were­wolves get­ting in on the action. Beni­cio Del Toro stars and Joe John­ston (The Rock­e­teer, Jumanji and, er, Juras­sic Park 3) directs.

  13. Trailer for Olatunde Osunsanmi’s The Fourth Kind

    15 August, 2009: Ordi­nar­ily I wouldn’t go near some­thing like this but the use of pur­ported archive footage makes me a bit more interested.

  14. Jared Hess’ Gentlemen Broncos trailer

    15 August, 2009: I wasn’t a fan at all of Napoleon Dyna­mite but the fact that this stars Jemaine Clement (Flight of the Con­chords) and Sam Rock­well makes me optimistic.

  15. Trailer for Scott Stewart’s Legion

    15 August, 2009: No idea. Some­thing about angels destroy­ing the world? Not sure how the evil mutant granny fits into things, but I’m a sucker for a foul-mouthed old lady in any film.

  16. Trailer for Terry Gilliam’s The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

    8 August, 2009: Heath Ledger’s final film, with Johnny Depp, Colin Far­rell and Jude Law stand­ing in as ‘aspects’ of Ledger’s character’s per­son­al­ity. Looks very Gilliamesque, with shades of Münch­hausen.

  17. Trailer for Jonathan Liesbesman’s The Killing Room

    3 August, 2009: Looks inter­est­ing, straight to DVD though I’m not sure if that’s really the stigma it once was. Looks almost Cube-like, I think. Make of that what you will.

  18. Trailer for Oliver Parker’s Dorian Gray

    3 August, 2009: Hope­fully a more faith­ful inter­pre­ta­tion of the char­ac­ter than his last cin­e­matic out­ing, which I believe was in The League of Extra­or­di­nary Gen­tle­men…

  19. Trailer for Spartacus: Blood and Sand

    1 August, 2009: Looks like a cross between 300 and Glad­i­a­tor but with more sex, vio­lence and Lucy Law­less. Sam Raimi is one of the pro­duc­ers so could be good.

  20. Trailer for Wes Anderson’s The Fantastic Mr. Fox

    31 July, 2009: Wes Anderson makes a stop-motion animated adaptation of Roald Dahl's book of the same name.

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